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| Was there any money on Noah's ark?
Yes, the duck had a bill, and the frog had a greenback. |
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| What would you have if you had 50 pigs and 50 deer?
100 sows and bucks. |
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What's grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?
The tusk fairy! |
Where do frogs keep their money? In
a river bank! |
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What do you get if you cross a lemon with a dollar bill? sourdough How did Barbie pay for her new outfit? With dolly bills. |
Why is a river rich? It has two banks
Where do fish borrow money?
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What do you call a chicken that robs people? A peck-pocket. How do you stop an elephant from charging? You take away his credit card. |
Why did the workers at the Mint go on strike? They wanted to make less money. Why is the moon worth only a dollar? Because it has four quarters. |
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What do you call a rabbit who makes counterfeit bills? A funny money bunny. |
Jack: "Can you change a quarter for me?" Jill: "Sure" Jack: "Then change it into a dollar!" |
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bank? A money bunny. |
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich? Because the poor have no money. |
